YOU COULD BE MY FATHER EP 3

I got in some kind of accident.

I'm just gonna call the Simian, you ever hear of it?

It's me and this girl, we're on this machine,

and I don't know, she got out of the way,

I banged her to the floor.

Yeah, okay.

Well let me just test your reflexes real quick.

Hold on, wait, wait, wait.

Go ahead, go.

Okay.

Wrong leg is moving, that's fucking weird.

Hit it a little harder, right over there.

I'm sorry, I'm sorry.

Nice boobies.

Say ah.

Uh oh, uh oh.

Could you please stand up?

Hey, please be gentle, honey.

I will, I will.

Oh, you touch me like you know me.

Hey, hey, hey.

Oh, nice.

Nice.

You have quite the nice package, Mr. Jeremy.

That package is so nice that I fogged your glasses.

You're a little cutie. Do you want to see more of the package close up?

I would like to see more of the package close up.

That's lovely.

Why, thank you.

Why, thank you.

Why, thank you.

Oh, hey.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, that's nice.

Oh, that's lovely.

Oh, honey, can you, uh, just take a little bit of...

Nice. Take a little bit of clothing there.

See that little naked physique?

See those lovely little boobies?

This is exciting.

Nice physique, honey.

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