Wrong Hole!
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The ‘boring' back story: Due to my urethra being fried by radiotherapy in 1995 when having treatment for a Ewing's Sarcoma, it means that left to its own devices my urethra will shrink down to absolutely nothing! Resulting in that hardcore pushing to get the piss out causing a pressure build up and has lead to early stages of kidney failure! And so to stop proper kidney failure I need to use catheters occasionally to help empty my bladder. So here I am, struggling to find the correct hole down there! And the tube isn't small enough anyway, mine is extra dinky! Firstly I attempt things by using the view on my phone screen, but my bush makes it impossible to see. So I grabbed a mirror from the bedroom and still managed to poke the tube in my vagina rather than up into my bladder on my first attempt with a proper reflection!
Published by MistressWriggler
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Hey, hey, hey! How are you doing? I kind of need a wee-wee, but it's not really happening,
so I think it is about time we use one of these.
What you need is a catheter, and the phone I'm filming on is the wonky one, so I can't
really see what I'm doing, but I'm just going to pray that I can hit the right spots nice
and easily. So I'm going to try peeing in the bath.
Oh, do I have to take my shoes off for this? Oh no, awkward angle! Right.
No, probably not. Oh no, this isn't going to work right.
Excuse me whilst I take my shoes off, so I can take my trousers off.
Oh, can't really see this one through. Mind you, I normally do it over the loo,
and there's definitely nowhere near enough lighting in that corner.
Right.
Right, trousers off.
Let's go the other leg up, so we have some actual sunlight through the window.
oh fucking hell Rachel let's go get a mirror let's go get a mirror check out this super
old school thing i know that got from a charity shop at some point right that's better i can
see myself in the mirror
Now this is awkward because if you can see me, I can't see the mirror.
God this phone's a fucking nightmare.
I should have been filming this upside down.
Oh my, okay.
Ah! I think I'm in the right hole.
No, no. I guess not.
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