WO 90s Classic Feature

with Helpline, answering all your questions

about love, life, and happiness.

Tune in tomorrow, same time, same channel.

Right now, stick around, 'cause I have

these commercial messages to doctors coming at ya.

After you.

So, uh, Shannon, I was thinking, like, I could hang around until your show's done.

Maybe you and I could grab a cup of coffee.

Why don't you go home and wash your cat or something, huh?

ED helpline.

Hello out there. It's Dr. Shannon Cypress again, the love doctor, live on Helpline,

providing some relief for all those achy, breaky hearts out there.

Who's on line one?

We have Janet on line one.

Hello, Janet. What seems to be the trouble today?

There's no trouble today, doctor. I don't know if you remember, but I called you last week,

and I had, you know, some personal problems, and you gave me some great advice,

and I took it, and everything worked out fine.

Janet, I don't know if I could have gotten through without you. I just really want to say thanks.

Alright, Janet, I hope I was able to help. Thank you for calling.

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