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This was my first wank back on British soil after spending three weeks in Michigan with the SSBHM God UncleM0therfucker. And my goodness, wasn't this just the best welcome home wank ever?! It was just delightful! Rather surprisingly I'd managed to knock out an orgasm in two minutes whilst watching a deliciously saggy and flabby SSBBW chick on kporno.gay, but as I went to get up I realised I wasn't finished with this wank. So fucking glad I stuck around and carried on! This one was so intense you might be able to feel it through the screen! I wasn't ready to say goodbye to you just yet so I keep you with my whilst I enjoyed the post orgasmic afterglow!
Published by MistressWriggler
Video Transcription
Hello there, how are you? As you can see I'm pretty sweaty and I've just knocked out a
wank in like two minutes. It's been a very successful wank but I need to go again. I
also need to get in the shower. Like look at my hair, it is a mess. My face is a mess,
I'm all just a mess. I've not long been home, I've gone visiting Uncle Motherfucker in America.
I would say check him out on Twitter but Twitter are being knocked at the moment and they have
suspended his account because they say his profile picture was pornographic
and it was literally just him stood in a pair of shorts holding his belly,
um, topless. But if there was some chap with a six-pack in a pair of shorts and holding his
belly that would be fine wouldn't it? So, what a joke. Yeah.
Oh my...
Oh gosh guys, I've got a wobbly tooth. It's, ah, it's on here. I went to roll over in bed
as he went to roll over in bed and he fucking elbowed me in the mouth.
Oh
oh my god.
Oh, the first one was so easy. Oh, oh, I've got really tingly toes.
Oh,
oh, I need to sit up as well.
That was a relatively clean bed.
Not when you're this sweaty it's not.
Fucking hell.
I want to go back to sleep now.
I've pretty much slept for two days since getting back.
Nah, it's not that bad.
Oh my god.
That was a sweaty wank.
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