Wife's second Tinder date on film
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My wife enjoying another Tinder date while I film.
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I'll take what I can get.
Finger blasting is fun with friends.
But if my friends aren't around, I'll just finger blast myself.
Noice!
Don't be a food prude.
Surprise the crew by dipping into two sauces at once.
Whoa, that's a shocker.
Let's be real.
They're teens.
They're going to be snacking.
I feel safe knowing it's under my roof, rather than behind some movie theater or in the woods.
So get a general sense of what your **** are putting in their bodies and help them.
From the makers of Circle Jerky!
A lot of the women's magazines are just like confidence building, but they really just scare the f*ck out of you.
You buy the products and the... like they all will put Jessica Alba or somebody like that on the cover.
And she's super sexualized, no matter what magazine. Her hair is soaking wet, and her nipples are hard, and she's like making a d*ck sucking face.
She's like...
And you're like, "They're housekeeping, like what is this even..."
But they're smart, what they're doing is saying, "Look at Jessica Alba."
You know my great-grandma.
"You're f*cking disgusting. You're over 30, your pussy's a pile of garbage."
They give you advice like, "Be Asian."
And you're like, "I can't!"
I'm lost in the Asian.
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