Weekly Update

I have no gym jams on.

I've just had rather a good shag with...

my daughter's boyfriend.

What is happening to me?

Well, he's a really nice guy.

And he and Sabby were obviously having a few problems.

And, you know, I have to help out. I'm Mummy.

So, Mummy stepped in and helped out.

But then Sabrina came home.

And, well, you're just going to have to watch to see what happens.

Maybe it's not what you think.

I tell you, she'd be daft to get rid of him.

He's an excellent shag.

Oh, so good.

So, and then, last week, I don't know if I said this, but we were away.

That's hubby and I. We'd gone on for a few days just to have a break.

And Janet was house-sitting with the whole family.

She decided they ought to come home.

And there she was, with stepson, arguing.

As if my sister would argue.

But Darren refused to tidy his bedroom.

He said it was his stepmum's job.

Cheeky devil.

I don't know where these youngsters get their ideas from.

So Janet was ***** to step in with some female wiles.

Older female wiles, maybe.

And persuade him that he did need to tidy his room.

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