WE CAN COME TO AN AGREEMENT ABOUT MY FEET, I MEAN MY FEES!

I don't know what I'm gonna do.

I can't afford, with her suing me and this mortgage,

I'm gonna lose this house.

Well, there are definitely things that I can do

that we can do, but it is going to be a little costly,

I'm not gonna lie to you.

Look, some of you are fantastic and all,

but I really don't know how I'm gonna afford your fees.

Well, I mean, yeah, they're a bit pricey,

but in the long run,

wouldn't you love to keep your house and everything?

Yes, yes I would, that would be ideal.

Well, I'm sure we could work something out.

This bitch.

Well, honestly, Mr. Cooper, I don't mean to insult you,

but you could liquidate some assets.

Like what?

Your cars.

You have six.

Yeah, I mean, look, I need my weekend car,

I need my off-roading car, I've got my racetrack car,

I've got the car I take out to the club,

which I can't get it scratched up,

I've got a car for this house,

I've obviously got a car for the beach house,

I need all these vehicles.

No, what you need to do is pay a lawyer.

God, I'm gonna be living like a peasant.

Well, you know, you could have been living really well

if you were a little bit more faithful to your wife.

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