VIP4K. Unemployed lassie cant pay rent but can sell her wet

So I just need some financial help.

Deposits? Rent? What is it for?

Rent.

So you filled out all the paperwork?

Right. It's not a big loan, but something.

So it says here you do work, but you don't have a 9-5 job?

No, I mean I'm a dancer, so.

Oh, you're a dancer?

Yeah.

Where do you dance?

At my house.

No, this is the club that I work for.

So is it go-go dancing? Is it...

You could say something like that.

Is it topless?

It could be.

So you make decent money. But still, if you work at a strip bar, we can't...

No.

...use that as legitimate employment.

You work on tips, right?

I make, well, the thing is I make well over $100 a night, so it's easy for me to pay back this loan.

I'm just, you know, struggling right now.

But you don't have a paycheck that says that you make three times the loan amount in a month.

You have to be able to make three times what the loan is in order to get the loan.

And you need, okay.

So I can't...

Yeah, unfortunately I don't think...

Even if I have cash, you can't just like, you know what I mean, to pay you back.

Even if I have direct cash, it has to be...

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