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I've got myself a keycard, I've let myself into a house, it's huge isn't it?
You kind of made out that you and your wife had quite a modest living
But now that I've come here and seen all these bedrooms, summer house, you've got everything going for you
And then it was just a case of checking your wife's diary which she leaves around absentmindedly
And finding a weekend where she's away with the girls
Oh, she's having an affair by the way
Mmm, and this weekend just worked perfectly
What do you mean what's this all about?
Do I really have to explain this to you?
Okay, do you see that cup there?
You're going to fill that cup with your spunk and I'm going to use it to impregnate myself
Well I've been thinking
I've been thinking a lot recently because your wife, she's got her fancy convertible car hasn't she?
Her house in the country, all these weekends away with her girlfriends, designer clothes
And of course she's got what I really want, you
Mmm, and I've decided that I'm a bit bored of being second best
I am
I've decided that it's time for me to have all or nothing
And I've weighed up the differences between me and your wife
Obviously I can't be your wife because you already have one
But apart from that the only difference is that she has had your ********
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