Uncensored Guess What Happens Next

and we were supposed to go out to a bar

and to play arcade games,

'cause there's a bar downtown

that has a bunch of arcade games now,

and that's actually fun.

I actually enjoy that.

But we were supposed to go out,

and you showed up at my house and were like,

"Do you wanna see me take the fattest dab I've ever taken?"

Like, you literally walked into my door,

and without saying anything other than that,

was just like, "Do you wanna see

"the biggest dab I've ever taken?"

And of course my answer was,

"Absolutely, let's do this immediately."

And you proceeded to take a fucking inch-long,

fucking fat, chunky dab that you pulled all in one toke.

I cleared it, yeah.

Yeah, you cleared it all.

You didn't fucking need a carb cap or anything.

Like, you champed it.

And you were so fucking cocky after you took that toke.

Like I could take another one.

Yes, you were like, "Fuck you, man.

"What was that?

"That was absolute bullshit."

And I was like, "You know what?

"I gotta give it to him.

"He's got some chops.

"He can smoke like a champion."

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