Topless casting photoshoots with glamour models

September issue, so I'm really working, waiting every day in the newsagent.

Now is that Playboy lingerie?

It's Playboy lingerie, American issue.

Oh right.

Modelling is a tremendous opportunity to you know go through all sorts of angles. I mean it's fantastic publicity, it's great coverage, you get your face out and about, you get to be seen, all sorts of things.

The world is your oyster, to be at the end of the day, the world's your oyster.

Letting that down.

It's dead straight, very long, but it's had a load of hairspray and stuff in it so it's really long.

It's all gone curly.

It's very hard graft, it's undisciplined income, it's not easy, it's not an overnight process, it's not glamorous by any means, it's very hard work.

Right, now let's just get three quarters on, just three quarters, no, the other way, face the light, that's fine.

A little bit more shape, a little bit more posture, that's good, keep like that, that's fine, stay there, that's good, stay like that, that's it, keep going round, that's perfect.

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