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How much is it a week?

300.

What's so funny about that?

You're the fucking landlord, you taking the piss?

Not me, yeah.

A few hundred quid, you talking bollocks.

A week?

In a bedroom?

In Manchester?

Fucking hell.

What side?

Might as well go home and stay, that'll be a normal shelter.

I'm up this in your place really.

Who put the birds up?

Me.

You know that.

First of them.

Yeah.

I had to put a picture of them up.

I had to smash her.

Smash her.

Smash her back doors in.

I had to shag her.

Fuck, I was dreaming last night.

Save it.

Yeah, you snorting.

That girl, what I was seeing, he was fucking going out with that Liverpool player man last year.

Over the ten grand boob job and eight and a half grand nose job.

He was in a nuts mag, innit?

Yeah.

Yeah, tits up the babies, straight for the axle he made.

That's what I mean.

I was going out but when I...

The brains getting turned on over there.

She's fucking on, isn't she, bro?

Yeah.

She is, mate.

She is, I know.

I'm gonna get cock-eyed, bro.

He's got a fat cock, hasn't he?

He's got a big dick, hasn't he?

I don't know. I had to take that down the prostitute area one night.

No, you haven't.

Not yet, though.

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