Timestamps: Unconditional Love - PT 22

Motherfucker, you knew what you were getting into, don't be an idiot.

Uh, yeah, what the fuck's going on?

Ah, bacon, okay.

Actually, dude, you got a lot of talk to him for, so get the fuck out of here.

Oh, Jesus.

Just in time.

That would be a bit awkward watching a couple movies with a dude that you know, you just

fucked his wife.

Can you imagine just, you have that Freudian slip?

Where are you?

There are you bacon.

Whoops, didn't mean to do that.

Where the fuck you at man?

Dude, didn't I say I was coming over?

Wait, wait, wait, wait, oh god he's still having warped reality.

Or is it only this area that it's really bad?

Bacon buddy man, nothing's gonna happen unless you make the effort to make it happen.

Ooh, you're watching movies with her, but don't you want more man?

I know what kind of MILF she is.

Hmm, what about exactly?

Oh yeah, he found out that motherfucker's killing me.

You know, if you want me to focus on bacon, put those away.

I am a very distracted young man.

Girl, girl, I'm about to say who's bacon.

This is your fault at this point.

Is this sucker nuclear?

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