THE STAG & HEN VIDEO NIGHT (UK 1981) pt 1 strippers drag
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Rare UK video release from 1981 featuring male / female strippers and a drag queen.One of the strippers is actor/porn magazine model dave cooper.
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But actually, no, we're gonna have a little bit of fun,
cos I'm feeling a bit cheesed off,
cos my missus ran off with the geezer next door.
Don't I fucking miss him?
It's the second one, first one drowned in a wishing well.
I didn't know the fucking things worked.
But ******.
Do you know, my *******.
Funny name, I born *****.
I said, "What do you want for your birthday?"
He said, "I want a watch."
So we let him.
He come up to me, he said, "Hey Dad, can I borrow your torch?"
I said, "Why?"
He said, "I want to go courting."
I said, "I never had a torch when I went courting."
He said, "No, look what you fucking ended up with."
Dirty little bastard. I caught him in the bathroom last week.
The old man said, "He's been in that bathroom half an hour. Go and see what he's doing."
I opened the door, said, "You dirty little sod."
He said, "It's mine. I wash it as fast as I like."
I said, "You shouldn't do that." He said, "Why not?"
He said, "It makes your ears go red."
He said, "It don't." He said, "It does if you do it in my fucking house."
I said I'm not very happy with you. He said why what's up dad? I said that history report you brought home from school last week, useless wasn't it?
When I was your age history is my favourite subject. He said when you was my age, fuck all that happened.
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