The Hitchhiker (1997)

Good thing you're a guy, otherwise I'd be really embarrassed.

Embarrassed? Fuck, man. I've had a hard on since San Diego.

Shit! I wish mine was that big. I'll have to write about you in my journal.

Journal?

Yeah, I've been keeping a journal of my trip.

Where you headed?

San Francisco.

Where you from?

Back East.

That's some long trip.

That computer must be about full by now.

Yeah, I remember what people tell me, and when I get a chance, I input the data.

Gonna write a book?

No.

I write for a little magazine called Hot Shots.

Never heard of it.

Doesn't matter.

Did you run into any guys trying to put the make on you?

Yeah, all the time.

So you're straight?

No.

I'm a straight guy.

I'm free.

There's a difference.

Whatever.

Mind if I open my computer?

Not at all. You can read to me if you'd like.

It seems to me that most of the guys that pick me up are either gay, bi, or really horny.

You mean like this?

You got it.

Here, this one's about Danny and Douglas.

They're students at UCLA.

They had a double date, but neither got any.

The guy was a little ******.

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