That barely even counts as a cock SPH
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Well look at your tiny little dick down there! Haha it is so small and so pathetic that all I can do is laugh at you. Were you born a girl?
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Aww, look at the little man. You should almost be in like one of those weird circus acts.
Cause that's really what your supposed cock looks like. It's just like weird and unusual.
You should really be on the Guinness Book of World Records for tiniest cock out there.
I just don't know if we really want to classify it as a cock. Cause it's so... mini.
That's the only way to put it. You have a mini man cock.
Have you been told that before? Has it been embarrassing?
When you go and you take a girl out to dinner. Cause you know, you're not a horrible looking guy.
I could totally see you getting dates with girls. Taking them out. Getting them home.
And even with them being *********, once your pants get taken off, they're like, "Oh my god, where is it? Are you a woman?"
She's staring up at the fucking ceiling, wondering, "I wonder when this is fucking going to be over with. This is pathetic. I can't even feel this fucking dick in me."
What are you doing? That's a little dick. So tiny. I don't even know if you call that a dick.
I don't know if you call that a dick.
Oh my gosh, even a baby's cock is bigger than that.
What do you think you're going to do with that?
You're still a virgin, aren't you? Cause every time you get a girl up to that point, she can't even find your cock. Nevertheless, stick it in.
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