TGIRLSHOOKUP: Door To Door Whore Gets More Than She Bargained For!

Whoa! I didn't know these existed!

It is fantastic, quite a steal, you definitely need it in your life.

Oh, wow! I have so many dildos, but I don't have one that has an end on both sides of it. I've never even heard of such a thing.

See? It's revolutionary technology.

Yes, this must be from... must be space age.

It is space age, out of this world.

I'll be honest with you, I've been selling these door-to-door for many months now, and I've always wondered what they would feel like.

I want them inside me, but I've never been able to experience it. Maybe you could show me a good time with it, and I would let you keep that one for free.

Really? I have no problem at all whatsoever showing you a good time with this. The only caveat is, I'm a fucking bitch.

And, um, I only know how to play rough.

You seem so...

So shut the fuck up, and put it in your mouth, right?

I bet you no one's ever used a spoon like this before.

Please, both of you.

Thank you, you're amazing.

Oh, thank you.

What, are you scared?

Yeah, yeah.

Then fucking laugh.

Please, please, I need...

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