taking shower with not my stepfather in law

Yeah.

My rubber ducky?

You know they're gay, right?

Burton and Annie are lovers.

That doesn't surprise me.

They're two gay guys who play the feng.

You know Big Bird died on Thanksgiving, right?

They didn't have the ********* the turkey, they figured they'd just cook his ass.

I will, I'll buy you a big bag of candy tomorrow.

Any candy you want you can get her.

I know, I'll get her anything she wants.

It's not easy for fat people and bodybuilders.

It's not easy for fat guys and bodybuilders to wash their back.

I've seen WC wrestlers, they can't even get the arm back there.

And Jarrod from Subway, he couldn't do anything until he had the Subway sandwich.

He couldn't even find his own dick.

Nobody never seen pictures of Rosie O'Donnell naked on the internet?

Nobody never seen pictures of Rosie O'Donnell naked?

Then I want you to know she has a dick down there.

They should put her in Iraq.

No, they should get her to give up real quick.

I think both these masks are open. Thanks!

Show your best now.

He's one of the last people from the last name of Colonel Custer to know.

You know he was fucked over anyway.

Huh?

Colonel Custer.

Do you know which I mean?

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