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I will?

No you won't.

Yes I will.

Because I'll be telling him first!

You are not too old to go over my knee, young lady.

And whilst you live under my roof, you will live by my rules.

£325.

Ow!

Yellow's the colour of winter.

As if it's not the Snow Queen theme I produced last night.

Is that not Snow Queen-esque?

You never even gave me the courtesy of trying it on.

For six hours I've been out in those shops, fighting through sales of mothers and doctors,

all for the fun of dresses, but there's nobody down to this.

I do want to try the dress on, please.

Yeah.

You keep saying that, I keep agreeing with you.

So stop it, you think it's so ridiculous too.

I think it's ridiculous that you have an attitude and you think it's acceptable to speak to your mother in that tone of voice.

Jeremy, lady, when I speak to your father with a deep accent, I don't mean to grind you.

Keep your voice down at all!

And let me know what ever you think about any bloody yellow dress.

I'd say I won't take that on any other accent.

Because I'm a grateful, spoiled little witch.

We're not gonna help you either.

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