Smoking get you sore bottom

Miss Patterson kept you in after school? Why?

I don't know. You'll have to ask her.

Well, I don't have to ask her, actually. She rang me.

Why were you fighting with Mary Johnson?

We weren't fighting. She started it.

She came over and started having a go at me and hitting me.

What was I supposed to do?

What you were supposed to do is walk away.

I'm not going to walk away. She's been such a little bitch.

It's all her fault.

So all that this is over you to stab her with your compasses?

I did not stab her. She made that up.

She made that up. Okay.

So either way, you've been put in detention.

Disgracing this family's name again.

Yes?

Yes.

I've warned you before about this, so I'm telling you.

Yes.

I said to you, if you're in detention again this week,

because it was only a week ago since you were in detention last time,

for more trouble in the playground,

and God knows why you do it. I mean, you're a sixth former.

You should know better.

If you put your mind to it, you could be a prefect.

But I don't know. You'd rather be a troublemaker, wouldn't you?

I'm not a troublemaker.

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