Sex Expert Dr. Valente Gives Advice: Big Watches Make Big Cocks, Part 2, Lady Victoria Valente
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Last week, I had a lady in my practice. She complained that her husband couldn't maintain his erection; she was completely at a loss. My advice to her: Buy one or two big watches, because big watches make big cocks. I explained to her that she should push the wristwatch high up on her arm, then shake her arm and look at the watch with a stern expression, reading the time. That always works. She also has another way to surprise her husband. She can take off a watch and tie it around her man as a cock ring. Oh yes, that way everything down there stays nice and tight! Sex expert Dr. Valente shows off her big watches.
Published by LadyVictoriaValente
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Well, that's nice of you to come and visit me on such short notice.
So look, I'm wearing my big ears.
Imagine, last week, a woman came to me in despair,.
You've got such erection problems.
And he can't hold his boner.
"Yes, he can't say no. ".
Then I told her how to do it.
So I told her to buy big, noble ears first.
The way I wear it. Big ears.
And they have to sit really well. It's best to go up the arm.
And then when she shakes her arm, she can read the clock.
And she shall wear it, because big ears make big dicks.
Oh, yeah, it's always been that way. Most people don't know that.
Look, this is what it looks like.
I always carry you the big ears. You know that.
I always like them.
And it's really like when you're a woman wearing a big watch,.
Then the tail will grow too. It's automatic.
And if it doesn't work out, you still have a knack for being a woman.
'Cause you can take your watch off. I'll show you.
And then you close it again.
And then here you have a really elegant cock ring.
You'll tie it around.
Around the walls.
And there's the tail. Like an A.
With these big ears, it's very, very good.
Look how good this looks.
I'm putting it back on now, my big watch.
Did you hear that?
I'm always looking at it.
Shake 'em.
It's so fun to read the time.
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