Scarlett Johansson - Don Jon (2013)

Really?

We barely know each other.

No, we do, and we're good.

I don't know your friends.

My friends?

I want to meet them.

These guys are jerks.

Oh, yeah?

Yeah.

You don't know my friends.

And our families.

Wait, what, our families?

Yeah, I want to meet your parents and your sister.

Well, look at you.

And you're with my brothers and sister.

Ah.

They want to meet you.

Yeah.

Don't doubt it.

Oh, my.

John.

Oh, yeah?

I can't let you in yet.

No?

I don't know what that means.

Ah.

That's supposed to mean something.

Yeah.

That's a big step, right?

Yeah.

You need to go back to school, honey.

What?

Yeah, don't be scared.

Uh-oh.

To the evening course.

It's crazy.

Get a degree.

You're gonna be way hotter with a real job.

Mm-hmm.

Yeah.

Let's get some friends and go out sometime, huh?

Yeah.

Oh, yeah?

Yeah.

And meet the families, right?

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

And you're going to one class for me.

Please.

Oh, yeah?

Oh, yeah?

Yeah.

Come on, honey.

Gus.

It's okay.

Honey.

I'm in love with Barbara. True.

And today I finally got to fuck her.

But unfortunately, it's still no match for porn.

Tits?

Best in the world.

Ass?

Best in the world.

Suction?

No way. A pretty girl like you doesn't have to give blowjobs.

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