Rolling and Smoking a Cigarette Whilst Topless in My Kitchen
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Standing in my kitchen ahead of a cleaning blitz, I rolled a plain old regular cigarette to smoke because FapHouse rejected a fucking awesome video recently as they incorrectly believe that it wasn't just a plain rollie. NEWSFLASH: rolling tobacco is just as popular as pre-rolled cigarettes in Britain! Where as it can be impossible to find in America. Shows how little the moderators know about other countries, doesn't it?! I'm quite mad about this actually. Luckily kporno.gay and OF saw it as the innocent rollie that it was! So as a bit of a ‘Fuck You!' to FH, here I am making and smoking a regular rollie. Screw you FapHouse, screw you! I'm nice really, but I HATE being accused of things I haven't done!
Published by MistressWriggler
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Hey hey hey, how are you? I have just made a video of me rolling a plain old cigarette
and smoking it because, hey bud that's enough mate! Fat pals decided, let's take this off
again, that my rollie the other day was a spiff and they have rejected the video because
it depicts **** use apparently and it fucking doesn't because, yeah, I know sure it doesn't
but now I'm here on fed live I am totally totally, where's my jar of ****, going to
roll a spiff and start smoking a spiff because yeah, fuck fat pals. And in fact, I don't
know how much we fuck fat pals. Before making the video of me rolling a regular rollie I
made a little spliff and I put THC in it so it wouldn't look like it was burning really
either and then I made a video of me making a regular rollie and then as I was poking
the ends in I dropped that one in my skinny up box and picked up the pre-roll so I did
a fucking smoke a spiff and you're not going to know unless somebody stitches me up.
Oh my god, my stomach's rumbling. I haven't eaten anything today and it's like half past five and I really need to clean this fucking kitchen.
Sorry, I mean it's not exactly set up for you to be able to see the spiff but you can see my tits so hopefully that makes up for it.
Oh, don't fall off the side box.
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