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Who Shaved Lynn LeMay (1989) cast - Porsche Lynn, Scott Irish , Lynn LeMay, Joey Silvera , Nina Hartley, Sharon Kane, Rick Savage ,Lynn LeMay
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It was one of those Northern California afternoons, the kind with a sharp, crisp wind that slapped
you in the face.
I needed that.
My eyes were tired.
They'd been open all day.
I'd received a call from a Miss LeMay.
She said her case was of a private nature.
She couldn't talk about it on the phone, so I drove up to Bushy Mountain to this house
on a hill.
Her friend let me in, and while I waited, I looked around.
Sized up the joint.
There's nothing special.
Ordinary house, ordinary neighborhood.
I figured this Miss LeMay must be an ordinary Dane.
Oh, I was wrong.
She dazzled my eyes right out of their sockets.
There was nothing ordinary about this package.
She was cool and hot, like brandy over ice.
The kind of dish you want to lick clean.
You must be Marlo.
The name's Harlo, Bill Harlo, Private Dick.
Very private if you get my drift.
That's what I heard. And that's why I called you.
See, I have a problem of a very private nature.
Well, why don't you just tell me about it, sister?
You know, I think I've done this scene before.
I know. You want me to find out who shaved you, right?
How'd you guess?
Chalk it up to experience.
Had a case like this once before.
Rich Dame from Pasadena.
Turns out her husband did it.
Don't have a husband.
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