Paddling

It's just a slip up.

You just put it right here, with your mouthing in it.

It's just a slip up.

Oh.

You've already spanked me today.

I could say the same.

Is guacamole on your food plan?

No honey, guacamole is not on my food plan.

I did not think so.

Isn't it one of the first things that went off your food plan?

Yeah, fat and peanut butter. Thank you very much.

How high in fat?

I don't know. I don't know.

You don't know?

I don't know my guacamole.

It's one of the most fattening, high calorie, high fat foods you can put in your pie hole.

Did you know that?

That's why it went off your food plan.

And we are at lunch today and right in front of me, without even a second thought,

you haven't put an extra large scoop of guacamole on your burrito.

Yeah.

I hope you enjoyed it.

I hope it was one of every pie.

Take your pants off.

It wasn't that good.

I'm sorry for you.

I wish it was. I wish it was really delicious.

It's a ************. Do you have an issue with that?

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