Old Bitches Love Story - (chapter #04)

Well, it's my three year anniversary.

That's my birthday.

Well, happy birthday.

Yeah. I'll be older.

You'll be 25.

And...

I'm a really nice Jewish girl from the valley.

Yeah?

That likes to have sex.

Sex? But not anal sex?

Um... It depends, actually.

Yeah, you know what? I'm in my bedroom.

But I'm saving myself.

You gotta have something that you do in your bedroom that you don't do on camera.

Yeah, I've heard that. I've heard that justification before.

You know? You gotta save something.

So, otherwise, you know, it starts to...

Well, it works in perfectly for this series, 'cause, you know...

Tom Byron goes non-anal.

Oh. Good thought.

I know. Seriously. Well, this is actually the only opportunity and the only play, the only time I've ever worked for Extreme.

So...

Well, I'm not too extreme.

No? That's good.

Well, you know what? I'm extremely sexual.

Are you?

In a dirty way, but not like a dirty nasty nasty...

Oh, shucks.

Hey, you know what? To each their own.

And I love to have sex.

And I haven't actually had sex in almost three months.

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