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Lyn Karter
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God, this is impossible.
Spicer, you're smart, right?
Is that supposed to be a question?
By most definition, smart wouldn't be an accurate assessment of my mental prowess.
I guess if you were to compare my cognitive aptitude to a fictional character in the Star Wars saga,
I might most be compared to Lobot.
Or maybe Momon Addon.
Um, who?
Lobot, chief administrative aide to the baron administrator Lando Calrissian of Cloud City over Planet Bespin.
And you probably know Momon Addon by his nom de guerre, Hammerhead.
He's actually probably one of the most intelligent Aetherians ever.
Spicer.
Yes?
Shut up.
I was simply responding to your initial inquiry.
Look, let's just say that you are smart.
Can we say warlock smart?
Shh.
Smart.
And you have Mr. Braithwaite, right?
So you're working on that big project that he assigned?
Working would presume I haven't already completed it yet.
Mr. Braithwaite's project was a laughable excursion at best.
So maybe you could, um, help me with mine?
Now why would I want to do that?
Climbing the Mount Everest of the learning process is as important as getting the right answer.
I couldn't rob you of summoning that Mount Victorious.
And you see, a free lunch is only found in mouse traps.
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