My Stepdaughter Needs a Creampie To Forget Her Lousy Boyfriend

What if I want a man like you?

What are you-- - What?

What are you doing?

No, no, no. You're just upset and confused.

I am way better than my mom. I'm younger, I'm hotter, I'm in my prime,

and I feel like I could do a lot of things that she can't.

I want you so bad.

Oh my--

Sweetie?

Sweetie, what are you doing? No.

You're getting hard.

You just can't do-- You can't do that.

And you're just confused, okay? - It's fine.

Pumpkin, I didn't mean to get you upset.

Where are you going?

Uh, I'm going out with a cute boy. - Yeah.

You're not going out with the guy from last time, are you?

Well, I mean, he apologized, Daddy.

We need to have a talk.

You need to set boundaries with these guys.

I don't want to see you be dating this guy

and have him hurt you all over again.

I figured maybe--

Sure, Daddy. I mean, you kind of rejected me the other day.

We could do this now, and I could show you how much I care about you.

And--

I just want to make sure my daughter just doesn't ever feel rejected again, okay?

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