My Stepdads Hose - S28:E4

Listen, I'm an adult.

I can make my own choices.

Just leave me alone, please.

Yeah, sure, whatever.

Yeah, whatever.

Yeah, maybe one day you'll loosen up.

All right.

All right, I need you to go out and get me a new hose,

cuz there's an issue with this one.

Yeah, all right, I'll just go.

I'll order it online so it's ready when I get there.

No, just take my car.

The keys are on the counter.

Just go give me a hose just like this one.

That's what I'm doing.

I'm literally just making sure it's ready when I get there.

Why can't you just go?

You have to do everything on your phone or computer.

You can't just go to the store and get this exact hose for me.

That's what I'm doing.

I'm just trying to make it more efficient so it's ready when I get there.

You have to do everything on that thing?

I mean, electronics, everything is like,

why can't you just go to the store and get this exact hose but functional?

Look how easy it is.

Look, G-A-R-D-E-N-H-O-E-S, garden hose, all right?

Look.

What?

Are you- >> My God.

Pornography, that's what I'm talking about.

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