MisterFake You can take my ass just give me a job

Okay, yeah, I'm fine.

Okay, now you said to me on your email that you've already done some porn work.

Is that right?

Yeah, a little bit, not too much.

Okay.

So what is it you're actually looking for?

What sort of work do you like me to get you?

Um, I'd like to...

You know, I'd like to...

I want to be a porn star.

branch out and I want to work for everyone, I want to do everything.

Okay, well you're in the right place because my clients are only the best companies, I

don't deal with the shit companies that you've already been working for by the sound of it.

I'm not sure if you're quite the material my clients are looking for to be honest with you.

We'll see, we'll see. Stand up for me.

Okay, turn around.

Take that fucking awful jacket off as well.

Take that top off.

and the bra.

Not too bad, it's better than I thought.

Under those fucking rags you call clothes.

You've got quite a nice pair of tips actually.

Do you want me to get you fucking work or not?

Listen, I don't need you.

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