Miss Piggy Smile

The zebra stops and says, "What the hell do you want?"

The ****** says, "You know what I want. Take off those striped pajamas."

Just then the telephone rang and the ********* says, "City Zoo?"

This lady says, "Hey, that elephant that escaped last Sunday is in my backyard and he's pulling all the cabbages with his tail."

"With his tail? What's he doing with them?"

She says, "You wouldn't believe me if I told you."

Don't think about that when it gets worse.

Boy, these are gassers, aren't they?

Now, this...

Hey, we got another ****** in. Talking, talking lion.

So I grabbed up the phone and I says, "I want to speak to that lion."

He said, "I'm sorry, is that another lion?"

"A lion."

"Phone? Extension? What the hell with it?"

Hey, I just heard a new joke today.

You hear what? One fly said to the other fly, "Your man is open."

I was supposed to do this for another friend way in the corner here. He owns a furniture store.

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