Long Fingernail Handjob

But believe me, I do appreciate you.

I do.

I know that you're a very talented guy.

That would do anything for our brand.

So...

You deserve, you do deserve a promotion.

But I'm a little over my budget.

So, sorry, but I won't be able to give you a promotion.

I know.

It must be so frustrating for you and I totally understand you.

Believe me, I do understand your genius.

But when it's about budget, I have to be very strict.

But I have found one way to show you my appreciation for your genius work.

I will give you the promotion.

But in my own way.

I will give you the best handjob you'll ever have.

Limited edition, boss style.

Yeah, this is the first time when I ever gave a handjob to one of my employees.

So, you should be honored.

You've spent so many years in our company and your work always was a pleasant surprise for me and all the members of our board.

So, you are appreciated very, very much.

And I hope that this handjob will convince you of that and make you choose our company for the future.

You know and I know it's not worth leaving our company just for a promotion.

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