LOAN4K. Unemployed lassie cant pay rent but can sell her wet

At my house.

So, this is the club that I work for.

So is it go-go dancing?

You could say something like that.

Is it topless?

It could be.

So you make decent money, but still if you work at a strip bar, we can't use that as legitimate employment.

You work on tips, right?

I make well over $100 a night, so it's easy for me to pay back this loan.

I'm just struggling right now.

But you don't have a paycheck that says that you make three times the loan amount in a month.

You have to be able to make three times what the loan is in order to get the loan.

And you need, okay.

Yeah, unfortunately.

Even if I have cash, you can't just like, you know what I mean, to pay me back.

Even if I have direct cash, it has to be.

It doesn't matter if it's cash or not.

We need a guarantee that you're going to pay it back.

I mean, I would, trust me, believe you me, I would do anything to pay back my loan.

I'm not that kind of person.

So, yeah, unfortunately there's nothing we can do with the company.

I mean, I would loan you the money personally if you guaranteed me something.

Like I said, there's nothing I wouldn't do to get this loan.

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