L.A. Topless - Nurse Titfight

The end of the California dream, she meets you.

Come on, man. Listen.

We haven't even seen each other yet.

We met on the phone. It was a long time ago we started talking.

You're liking this neck brace, right?

That's right. Every night I'm in physiotherapy.

And I was just happy to be talking to her.

So I decided, why not?

I'll ask her out on a date.

You don't even see her, huh?

Yeah. Sometimes I like to live dangerously.

Oh yeah, okay, about this, uh, blonde date, uh, I thought, uh...

What a night that was, man.

First of all, the nurses get there, two of them, to take off my necklace.

Oh, hey.

So, what do you think?

Am I gonna be alright now?

Well, you'll still have some stiffness in your neck,

and it's gonna be kinda hard to, like, look up and down and turn your head and stuff.

At least you don't have to wear that neck brace anymore.

I hated that brace.

It's not what I meant, though. I mean, am I gonna be able to, you know, my other functions?

I have a date tonight.

If that's what you meant.

What, are you worried about that little stiffness somewhere else?

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