Karen Fisher and Alura Jenson

So, oh my gosh, Mr. Shondam, I was just telling Karen about your new album.

I'm a huge fan, and I'm so happy that you were willing to come up here and talk to us about this backstage process.

Yeah.

Yeah, backstage passes are very hard to come by, you know that, right?

Oh my god, but it's our boss's birthday, and everyone on the plane absolutely loves your work, and it would mean a lot to us if we could get those passes, because we kind of fucked up on the last flight.

We got to make our boss happy.

We can work something out, most definitely.

Oh, thank you.

Both want passes.

Yes, yes, for our boss and his wife.

And for us, too.

Well, I mean, we kind of screwed the pooch. We really made one of the dignitaries mad, because we were fooling around in the bathroom, and that asshole wanted, what, a glass of champagne or a fork or something, and we got in trouble.

He complained.

Like I said, we can definitely work something out.

Do anything.

Oh, yeah, like, I mean, do you hear that new song? Sexual Misconduct.

Oh my god, this song!

It's a good song. Do you have it? Can we listen to it?

Um, well, before we get to that, I think your friend here has really pretty lips.

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