Julie Bowen - Conception

No.

Oh, Tiff, please.

I can't. I can't. I got deadlines. I can't.

Oh, yuck. Deadlines. You sound like my ex.

Ned did. The joy of alimony.

Still, if we want this to work out, you're going to have to start treating me like an adult.

I agree. I understand. 100%.

You need help with your laces?

Before your teenage daughter comes home.

I was thinking we went through the bedroom window.

Oh, my God.

No. No.

I'm not with him. I know what you're doing.

It's not going to work.

What am I doing?

You're trying to seduce me, Mrs. Milton.

Shut up and run along home.

Uh, a video camera.

You know what VHS is?

Yes, I once heard my forefather...

I was just, you know, reminiscing, looking at some old video.

Video?

What kind of video?

Personal video.

I thought you had to get to work.

And some old sex tapes.

Tapes?

A few.

A dozen.

Oh, come on. It's not a competition.

Like, you've never made a sex tape.

Sexted.

Yeah, I texted her a picture of my dick and...

What? What is on?

Oh, we're going to make a sex tape and it's going to be so...

Is your daughter's ballet, or a style?

My daughter hates ballet.

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