jst jim3

You've just been pouring. These look like doubles to me.

Dude, this is some fine Russian vodka.

Oh god.

Cheers man.

Dude, it's like 80 bucks a pint.

I know.

Let's see if I can get all this in there.

Anyway man, playing some Texas Hold 'Em here.

Why don't we up the ante a little bit.

How about the loser of this hand gets tied and tickled?

You liking that? I knew you'd like that.

That sounds good.

Look at that grin.

Sounds good.

Alright man, let's see what the flop is.

Doesn't work for me so far. Nothing works for you.

No.

Here's the turn. Nothing so far for me.

This vodka is freaking whipping my butt bro.

Yeah.

Did you turn yet?

No, no, no. Hey, I didn't turn anything yet.

Hey, finish mine. Finish mine.

I insist.

Okay man, let's see if my luck will change here.

Here's what they call the river.

Whoa!

Oh, there's the jack I needed.

Shut up.

Oh, my guy got two pair. Well, one pair, but it's two jacks.

What do you got? You don't have anything.

Don't worry about that.

Dude, you lost the bet.

No, I didn't.

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