John Holmes is Johnny Wadd, P.I. - Vintage XXX
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Mr. Holmes' alter ego, Johnny Wadd, does a background check on his new secretary with his immense investigative tools. From the vintage porn archives at DeltaofVenus.com.
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It was the beginning of one of those strange days, the kind that are always full of surprises, and the very first surprise was waiting for me right there in my office.
Sandy! Nice to see you again.
Alright. How you doing, sweetie?
I'm good.
Come over here and sit down, where I can get a better look at you.
So you want your old job back, huh?
Oh, the position's still open.
It's open. Believe me, it's open.
Yeah, I'll take it.
You got it. It's the same old shit, you know, filing, billing, answering the phone. When can you start?
Right now.
Okay, good. Well, I've been going nuts. My secretary left me a week ago, and I've just been trying to straighten up the mess she left.
Well, what do you want me to do?
Well, I got all the filing and billing done, and I don't have a letter to dictate.
And the phones aren't ringing.
The phones aren't ringing?
Well, I always like to start by taking inventory.
Taking inventory?
Uh-huh. How about if I start by taking inventory?
Oh, well, I guess so.
Well, I see you're still pretty well stocked.
Yeah, you think so, do you?
I definitely know so.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Soft like a baby.
She's more of a magical in the first place, huh?
This time I'll pay you, I swear.
It was beginning to occur to me that it was strange indeed for Sandy to just pop
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