I Was Fucked by a Delivery Man Today and It Was Fun

Oh.

I'm not a comedian.

Okay, I need this weapon.

I'll be thanking you, most of all.

Who is there?

The delivery guy.

Wait, I'm coming.

Yeah, I know.

How are you doing?

Fine.

You know,

you know,

what's wrong?

I'm not well.

I'm not sure if I can go.

What's my disease? I know it.

Why are you being like this?

I don't know.

You are a real fool.

I'm sorry. How are you doing?

Sorry, what is it? I don't understand.

I'm not at home now.

Thanks for watching.

Bye!

Okay.

Well, now you leave.

Oh, poor little thing.

Again, now I'm out of words.

Shame on you.

Oh, this way, baby.

Oh, Lord.

Hmm?

For you

I wish I own this.

But I don't own this element.

So you know it was mine.

Mine.

No, he's not in the zone.

Oh, okay.

I know, I know, I know.

Calm down, you just killed him.

Okay? Calm down, you just killed him.