I need a dick, buddy! - Nick Cross, Tommy Defendi
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Tommy and Nick are chilling playing video games when Tommy notices that Nick seems bummed out so he decides to question him. Nick is bummed because he hasn't been laid in forever...
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What's wrong man? When was the last time you played this game?
I don't know. Not that I know.
I would kick your ass for like two hours straight.
Right. You wish.
I'm watching you happen right now. Look at me.
I'm gonna go get the screen.
Alright, alright, alright.
What's up with you man? You alright?
Yeah man. I'm fine. Don't worry about it.
Don't bullshit me man. I can tell you're not cool.
I'm cool bro. Trust me. I'm good.
I can tell something's up. You haven't talked to me. I've known you for a long time.
Honestly bro, to be honest, I haven't had a dick for a long time.
And I'm really stressed out.
What? You haven't?
No.
You?
Me? Yeah. There's nothing going on in this stupid ass city.
Yeah. Have you tried all those hook up sites or anything?
Dude, have you seen their faces or something? They look like fucking idiots.
Yeah. I guess they try not to show their faces really.
Yeah. That's what's going on. It sucks.
Well, I mean, I'm sure something will come around. You know?
Yeah. Hopefully.
I mean, I would fuck you if you wanted me to.
Yeah. That's fine.
No matter how bad you suck at this game, I'll still fuck you.
We're winning this fight.
You even pay to touch it, man?
Huh?
Is that you?
You got me a little distracted. Sorry.
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