I Have a Wife but Holly Morgan is still going to fuck me
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When Voodoo's wife calls him away from his golf game ... again, he knows he should just take the babysitter home and tend to his wife.
Published by NaughtyAmerica
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No, it looks like an accident, doesn't it?
Now, she just had a couple of few margaritas, tequilas,
I don't know what it is exactly.
My gosh, well, the baby's ******, if you want me to help you get her up.
It's okay, it's okay, I'll handle it.
I don't wanna trouble you too much.
Just sit down, relax, I'll come down.
>> Just handle it, you're all right.
>> You're very funny, sweetheart.
Watch your step.
My God, I'm so sorry.
Let me apologize and not want you to witness that.
That was- >> It's okay.
That was my wife, not at her best.
She went over to the neighbors and hit the sauce pretty hard, so.
Yeah, it's okay, don't worry about it.
Yeah, so how are we gonna handle this?
Let me think.
Why don't I just pay you your day rate and I'll drive you home.
That way I can get back to the golf club where I was with my buddies before.
I was called by the wife yet again from another game.
Well, I have a better idea.
How about we stay here?
I'd really like to get back to the nine.
So if you can just get your stuff and I'll drive you.
Well, there's something I'd really like to do too.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, *********** there.
I don't know what you're thinking, but my wife is upstairs, I got a baby.
They're both sleeping.
Yeah, they're both sleeping, but I can't do what I think you wanna do.
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