I fucked my stepmother while she was handcuffed

You want to take it off?

Oh, I can't.

Ow.

And how I put it on.

Mm-hmm.

I'm getting nervous, my nose is itching.

Well, I'm gonna have to stay here then.

Waiting for my husband to come and take me out.

Well, wait.

Well, I'll kill the nose.

Here comes my husband.

What are you doing here?

Nothing, what are you doing like this?

I'm waiting for your dad, but you had to be in college.

Look, I had to come home and get a note.

I know I wasn't expecting you, but I didn't expect to find you like this.

Well, since you're going to college, I wanted to surprise your dad and now I'm in trouble.

I need you to help me scratch my nose first, which really stings my tip.

Like this?

No, down.

Like this?

Yes, there, thank you.

Well, and then I need you to take this off me, because I could have killed him and put it on, but I can't take it off now.

And I need you to help me and do me that favor.

Look, I don't have a problem and I do you that favor, but if I help you, what's in it for me?

That I can convince your dad to let you go somewhere, give you more money, let you ***** at your girlfriend's house.

All that stuff, letting you have a beer with your friends, don't worry.

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