Howard Stern 2001 most beautiful Penis Contest
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guys get naked and show their naked bodies so judges can decide the best and prettiest cock contest.
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So we got the girls for the penis contest, the judges for penthouse.
We're gonna bring them in.
Ladies, right this way.
You guys ready for your big day today?
We're so ready.
We're ready to see lots of penises.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Well, tell us what's going on.
We're ready.
We have the pet of the year party tonight.
Tell us what you're doing on the show today.
Oh.
Oh, I think we're judging the prettiest penis.
The prettiest penis.
I want to know why it wasn't the prettiest pussy.
Me too.
We're wondering why.
That'll be the next time.
Okay, you better call us as judges, okay?
But you're judging the prettiest penis.
What does that mean?
I don't have no clue.
I don't even know what a pretty penis looks like.
I've never seen one.
You're all hairy and nasty.
No, well, not shaven ones.
Let's see if some boys are shaved.
What are some of the things you're looking for?
What would make a pretty penis?
Circumcision.
Completely.
I don't know.
Good size.
Yeah, nice size.
Nice size.
The balls have to hang right.
Right.
Pretty, nice looking.
Absolutely.
And what makes you guys, like, penis experts, I would guess?
Well, we're around it 24 hours a day, right?
Right.
All the time.
Do you know how many times we get approached by penises?
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