Heather Vandeven - Pretty In Pink - Twistys
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Heather Vandeven - Pretty In Pink - Twistys
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Oh yeah. What do you think of my fuchsia bed? Pretty groovy right?
You like my moves? Oh yeah.
How would you like this waiting for you at home when you get back from work?
Huh? Not so bad right?
I got all you need right here.
You know what's so wonderful about being Heather Vandervan? Yes I'm referring to myself in third
person. It's that when I go to work, I get to work in my bed. This is my very own bed and you
have been invited to hang out with me for a little bit. What do you think we should do while we're
here? Huh? Do you want me to read you a little bedtime story? Well okay. Here's your story.
Once there was this blonde locked princess and she had on a really pretty bra.
But everyone told her, "You know even though you have a beautiful bra, maybe you should just show
your tits." So she did. And then everyone was happy. The end. That's not a good story.
Hmm.
Oh gosh. I have another story for you. There was once a girl who had on really cute little panties
and she used to turn around and shake her tail feather just like that.
And then one day all the people told her, "You got a really great tail feather
but maybe you should take your underwear off."
So she did.
And everyone was happy. The end.
So before she totally got rid of them, she shot them at...oh. Herself. Apparently.
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