Happy Birthday Buddy. And hope all your wishes come true.

That name is hard to pronounce.

Unless you got a video clip of you pronouncing that

X-Tube name, I really

don't know what it is, so I'm just gonna say

G-99

'cause I can't

pronounce the rest.

But anyway, Happy Birthday, and I'm going to do

this video for you. Buh!

Hmm.

That's why I do it, man.

I might as well eat something.

Okay.

May not be creamed in banana, but it'll do.

I'm gonna pop those over here for a while.

Am I getting fatter?

Well, if I am, that's a good thing.

Yeah, maybe I should keep these off for a while.

I'm a taxi good.

Oh yeah, I'm gonna have to wash these, they're getting very stale.

Model cum stains.

Huh, there's that musky smell I love.

You know, every day I stay at home smelling.

Yeah, well, come on, Muzz. Either way is still good.

And as you can see, even Headmaster wishes you a happy birthday.

The name you gave him.

And for some reason this is what Headmaster seems to be like when he's very excited.

Don't know why. I can't control what my dick does. I really can't.

One minute it could be really small, the next it could be so fucking big and wide that even I'm surprised.

Really?

What the fuck is with my dick?

No really, what the fuck?

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