Hail to the pussy - - Trini style

That's right. Hail Pussy. The great vagina. And furthermore, it's beyond the topic.

Ladies, uncross your legs. Breathe it.

Breathe it. Let me see you breathe it.

Give it some air. Come now, senior. Come and cross your legs.

I don't mind if it smells. I have cut some.

And men, it's alright if you deal and let it all hang to the left.

We know that is where it is going.

I say the vagina is the greatest creation known to man.

Do you all agree with me?

I will tell you why we have so much shame around this area of our body as women.

It is because when we were young, we did not know what it was.

When your mother asked you to come and take a shower, or a little bath or something,

it was gonna come, "Come and wash your butterfly."

"Come and wash your muffin."

"Your popsy."

"Your punky."

"Your pinky."

Anybody had a name?

Right. What else?

Your soul fish. What else they used to call it?

A set of damn names. You don't know what name to call it, so your vagina gets schizophrenic.

It don't know who to answer to. It just confuses.

The name for it is vagina.

The great vagina.

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