Grandpa Coaxes Emo Neighbor Boy Into the Back Yard

We need some shots of that pretty little ass.

Put it whatever way you like.

That's lovely.

Oh yeah, oh yeah, yeah, oh yeah.

You can do that too, see? I told you you could've said other.

Oh, okay, I get it.

Oh, oh, oh.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, oh,...oh

Oh

Oh God!

I got my handlebars.

Oh, oh,...oh,

oh, oh,...oh,

oh, oh,...oh

Oh, oh.

Oh, oh,...yeah, yeah,...oh.

Oh

Oh, oh,...oh,

oh, oh,...oh,

oh, oh,...oh

Yes, you're being taken care of.

I'm gonna get pissed at once she gets me started.

Oh, much better this time.

You want some *******? Because I do.

Yeah.

He's into this, he's definitely, he's missed his calling.

He's a porn photographer.

Uh-huh. Look good? Want some?

Ah! Look at him! He's reluctant!

These are people consenting adults. You want some?

I have another end I can work on.

That'd be awesome. Get over here!

company uh-huh no you coward yeah well don't say it wasn't offered I never did

I'm trying to give you a gift. Accept it with humility.

You know you want it. You can't barely stand against the post without that other post prying it open.

Don't bother.

Welcome home, little friend.

See that smile?

Oh, equal opportunity.

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