Girl goes to the doctor for an injury and he fucks her wild

That's what the nurse told me.

Well, we took some x-rays and it's not broken, so that's the good news.

But it looks like it's hurting you pretty bad and it's swelling a little, huh?

Yeah.

Well, there's definitely no fracture here, so let's have a look at it and see if we can do anything for you.

Hmm. How did this happen?

Well, I was on top of the pyramid and I was trying to dismount and I did a backflip, or I tried to at least, and Chip dropped me and I don't know what happened. I totally just fell.

Uh-huh.

And I don't know what to do.

Chip was supposed to catch you?

Yeah.

So...

That hurt there? I press there?

Yeah.

And here?

Yeah, this is going to take a little while to heal up and let the swelling go down.

You're going to have to stay off this for a week or two.

No, but I can't. I have homecoming on Saturday and I have to cheer.

What am I going to do?

I think you're going to have to rest for a while. You're just going to have to stay off it and rest.

No, isn't there anything that you can do to make it better? I have to go homecoming on Saturday.

On Saturday? So that's like four or five days away.

Yeah.

I don't know.

What else can I do?

Does it feel better when I do that?

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