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Whenever life gets you down, keeps you wearing a frown,
and the gravy train has left you behind.
And when you're all out of hope, down at the end of your rope,
and nobody's there to throw you a line.
If you ever get so low that you don't know which way to go,
come on and take a walk in my shoes.
Never worry 'bout a thing, got the world on a string,
'cause I've got the cure for all of my blues.
I take a look at my enormous penis,
and my troubles start a-melting away.
I take a look at my enormous penis,
and the happy times are coming to stay.
I gotta sing and I dance when I glance in my pants,
and the feeling's like a sunshine day.
I take a look at my enormous penis,
and everything is going my way.
Everybody!
I take a look at my enormous penis,
and my troubles start a-melting away.
I take a look at my enormous penis,
and the happy times are coming to stay.
Yeah, I got great big mouths in the place where it counts,
and the feeling's like a sunshine day.
I take a look at my enormous penis,
and everything is going my way.
My trousers are monster!
Everything is going my way.
My penis is ******!
Everything is going my way.
Size doesn't matter.
Everything is going my way.
Yum!
Hey, what's going on, man?
It's your boy Lil Dicky,
AKA Mr. Leftward Sloping Penis.
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