FRANK JAMES TOP 10 (FINAL)

Um, so please, tell me about your business.

Well, we're definitely a human interest story,

to say the least.

Well, we do a lot of things, actually.

Um, we like to make the ladies feel good,

is the bottom line.

Okay, all right. Which ladies?

Well, they range from anywhere from housewives

to, uh, presidents of corporations.

Matter of fact, we even help out the poor lads

in the porno industry when they can't get it up.

The poor lads.

Yes, they are, because stunt cats--

Are you talking about men?

Yes. Well, they think that they are,

but if they can't get it up,

obviously they're not much of a man, are they?

So your company, um...

Steps in.

I see. I see.

We just kind of fill in, as they say.

I have the best men in the business.

I have the best men just about anywhere

to take care of any lady at any time.

Matter of fact, uh,

that's why they call me Daddy.

Daddy. Big Daddy.

You got it, because, uh,

well, besides other reasons,

um, I kind of taught everybody how--

Well, you can't teach it, but, you know,

you can kind of give them a few lessons

on how to take care of ladies.

Seems that our business is doing very well right now.

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